I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
