this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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