making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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