So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
i now understand why vodka
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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