When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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