It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
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