She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Randomize
