i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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