I'm really into asian looking animals
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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