you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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