you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
