If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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