Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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