He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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