the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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