It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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