thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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