Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I woke up under a house in Key West
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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