That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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