I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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