Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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