We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize