I wish i was in the wii world.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
