I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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