A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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