don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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