Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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