is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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