I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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