Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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