...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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