do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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