Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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