Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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