i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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