If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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