No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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