I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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