Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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