grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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