i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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