no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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