New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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