porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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