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garbage dick
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you win
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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