I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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