About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
