1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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