Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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