Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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