god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
you will always have a special place in my vag
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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