party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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