I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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