normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
